Why Girls Eat Your Food

Even though they said they didn’t want any

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You’re hungry and like a good boyfriend or husband, you ask your significant other if they would also like something to eat. They say that they do not, you ask if they are sure, they say no, you ask if they are sure, they say no. Okay.

You then go to the food establishment of choice and procure your sustenance of choice from…